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Did you do it? That's how you're gonna be assembling IKEA furniture. It's like LEGOs for home furnishing. It looks hard, but once it's done you grow attached to your hard work. Fitting since both are European companies/products, IKEA being based in Sweden, and LEGO in Denmark.

by Corn-Sizzurp January 6, 2022

living ikea

Living ikea is when all of your furniture is from ikea.

Have you seen James new apartment, I think he is living ikea.

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX December 20, 2021

ikea

literally drugs.

“do you want to go to ikea this weekend?”
“duh”

by Fluffycow604 November 5, 2021

ikea knife

sharp knives. best for murder. also the most toxic gc actually

ill stab you with ikea knife

by Aanya ok February 5, 2022

ikea roll

When you get sent a location or coordinates and it leads to an IKEA

Person A: “insert location here”
Person B: “Bro don’t look it up, it’s an IKEA roll”
Person C: “Thanks bro, didn’t know where that lead!”

by MercuriX November 1, 2021

Ikea flat pack box

An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.

"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2

by LazZzZz July 13, 2021

Ikea date

Covid isolation blind date where two people would go out to a supermarket or Ikea and spend the day pretending to be married while looking at displays.

Let's have an Ikea date, and we can play house.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025