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every way of writing the letter k, without going TO far.

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by qwuakmotherfucker April 19, 2022

I Fart When I Fuck

The act of flatulence during intercourse. Usually only occurs with rugged ass bitches, who scream "I fart when I fuck"

Guy 1: Hey you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah she's rugged, she probably screams "I fart when I fuck!"

by Keith's Uncle January 1, 2012

I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.

If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2018

oh girl that was me hahaha i guess i took your man oopsie

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oh girl that was me hahaha i guess i took your man oopsie sorry

by Edgargamerloluwu September 27, 2021

And i oop and i oop sskkskskskksksk

a retarted white vsco girl

And i oop and i oop sskkskskskksksk means oh my god save the turtles skksksksksksksks and i oop and i oop skskskskksksk

by amgdres September 5, 2019

I infect, therefore I am.

The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.

Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus February 21, 2021

i said no i said woah

from jojo song ANEMONE PARTY

SWALLOW FISH REMIND YOU OF A i said no i said woah

by Jungkook's Undies January 7, 2021