Hypocrite

Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.

Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

hypocrackemia

1. Decreasing levels of crack in one's system.
2. Medical conditions due to decreasing levels of crack in one's system.
3. Coming down

Yo dog, my money's runnin' out & I'm gettin' hypocrackemia. I gotta score a lil' somethin' to get cracky

by DeanD October 23, 2006

hypocritch

A hypocritical bitch, which can be any hypocritical woman, jk. Used when someone is being a bitchy hypocrite, but five syllables is just too much for you.

Hypocritch: HAHA! she gave you herpes?!

Chris Brown: shut up you hypocritch, you have AIDS.

by asdfjkl dasf dasf fuck you July 8, 2009

Hypocritical Libyan

When the society is corrupt and they judge. When they shame a person and do the same exact thing they shamed them for. Every Libyan. 6,000,000 of them.
Origin:libya

When your hypocritical Libyan auntie is all up in your business and complains to you how you can’t cook 3osban while her own married daughter doesn’t know shit.

When your hypocritical Libyan father says you can’t drive and allows your step mother to go from coffee shop to coffee shop. From O2 to Mozart with a dented car AND without a targa.

by Yourbabassecondwife July 20, 2018

Hypocritical Humor

When used in referencing a meme, someone will complain about a meme, but in the form of the meme.

Hypocritical Humor is a type of gag in which a character's actions or words contradict each other in a humorous manner.

by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018

hippocrates

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Derived from the name of ancient Greek physician-pig, Hippocrates. Often used in conjuction with the words peep or meep or a combination of the two.

James is such a hippocrates.

by hippocratespeepnegroid September 10, 2006

Hypocritical

Going against something you already said.

Lily (To Current Partner) : Oh you shouldn't worry about my ex, I don't want to get with him, I feel nothing towards him romantically.
Lily (after breaking up with that current partner the same day) : I kinda want to get back with my ex (the same one mentioned previously)

This is being hypocritical

by carrotcrotch September 4, 2017