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I'd kill for a human right about now; My hunger is driving me crazy.
by The forever hungry slime May 26, 2019
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Humaning

Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.
Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
by thatcuntbitch January 18, 2018
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humanizer

The fabled one who finally brought balance to the world of electronic music. Also know as "that guy" or "hey you!"
I had cornflakes for breakfast, now i shall bath in some humanizer.
by mechanora January 20, 2004
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Humaning

1) More or less the exact opposite of trolling, humaning involves not being a complete and total asshat in every way imaginable, by doing things like not swearing all the time, being genuinely helpful, or being polite despite having no reason to be.

2) Trolling, but doing it very, very poorly. There is no way that anyone, ever, will be upset in any way by an attempt at humaning. At the very worst, they may find it slightly uncomfortable.
1) John: Did you see that rich kid going to the homeless shelter last night?
Dave: Yeah, turns out he was doing a ridiculous amount of humaning.

2) "That idiot spent about an hour trying to troll me, but he was really just humaning. I almost cried from laughing so hard."
by Insufferable Prick February 11, 2012
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Humans

Most intelligent species on Earth, capable of building machines and going into freaking space.
Dude 1: Humans are crap their destroying the world
Dude 2: yeah and they made the internet, wtf are you doing here using it?

Humanity is superior
by Lukaki October 14, 2011
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Humanity

The one thing thats destroying humanity is humanity itself
All the wars, drug abuses, rapes and murders are done by humans, thus humanity could end for all we know
by weirdyrandommetal1977 August 21, 2014
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human

a being that experiences feelings of agony, love, joy, pain, sadness, etc., has individual thoughts and reflexes, can make coherent (or non-coherent) decisions, has intrests such as litrature, philosophy, psychology, the arts, mathematics, engineering, buinding, creating, growing and prospering. Check Humanism.
You are human, so am I, and so is everybody you know!
by Alina B September 17, 2008
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