Hoont

Adj. Lumpy yet Furry

Noun. A small garden gnome of the ostrich family

Verb. To act of or to be a Hoont (see Parjoonkley)

Adj. The large tumor on my big toe was Hoont.

Noun. In the spring gardens, the long-legged Hoonts danced in the enchanted river for all eternity.

Verb. Why does he always have to Hoont up our parties?

by Fleebeldargen December 6, 2004

Hornting

A male with a very harry back

“Omg he is hornting”

by Mr hot is hot December 14, 2021

horntail

The God at Half-life and all it's modifications

man, were not ALL as good as Horntail...

by Mike April 29, 2003

hoonta

When a group of people get together to smoke marijuana. Probably originating from unknown indigenous people who would hoonta with their peace pipes in their primitive huts.

Yo homie, let's bring some hot bitches over and have ourselves a hoonta.

by piratekittybitch November 13, 2011

Hontas

A nipple

I really wanna poke a hontas.

by Sixlckychrms August 12, 2009

howthefuckaboutthat

A state of mind in which you don't know what the fuck to think, but it doesn't matter.

"Here we are. Don't know. Howthefuckaboutthat..."

by Cloudbreather November 15, 2013

Hontas

A short name for Poker machines. Also know as slot machines or one arm bandits. The term refers to going and playing the "Poker-hontas".

"Barney suggested we go and slip a quick five-o in the Hontas". (i.e. Lets go and blow $50 in the poker machines)

by crashman1104 November 26, 2014