1)phillip: man i lost my brand new phone and i only had it for one day!
me: how mad are you?
2) macbeth: i saw a dagger..then i killed a king.
me: HOW MAD ARE YOU, MACBETH!!
me: how mad are you?
2) macbeth: i saw a dagger..then i killed a king.
me: HOW MAD ARE YOU, MACBETH!!
by swolivia March 12, 2008

by 2 glocks on 22gz November 19, 2020

Person 1: Hey wanna search up how are you this bored to search this up
Person 2: …this is what I get for letting you out of the mental facility.
Person 1 hahahahahahahahahaha
Person 2: …this is what I get for letting you out of the mental facility.
Person 1 hahahahahahahahahaha
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld January 14, 2022

Randall: For some reason, some random idiot on YouTube asked me How old are you?
Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!
Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!
by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021

by im very very easy September 23, 2019

Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!
when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response
by me old fruity July 1, 2006

by Fresh Timbs November 10, 2018
