Hot pocket handjob

The act of somone recieving a handjob from a third party but the third party is using a hot pocket

Sarah gave me the best Hot pocket handjob of my life man, she even ate the hot pocket

by Checkeredbackpack September 19, 2013

Alabama hot pocket

When the guy shits in a girls vagina during intercourse

Girl 1 “she smells like shit!”
Girl 2 “Brian gave her an Alabama hot pocket”
Girl 1 “ohhhh”

by BmAc0977 November 19, 2018

Illinois Hot-Pocket

Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.

Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.

by RabidWimp December 16, 2008

Alabama Hot pocket

The act of taking a poop in a girls vagina and having sex after.

Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.

by Alst4r52 June 11, 2018

Cincinnati Hot Pocket

When a person shits in a pillow case and beats someone else with it, very hard.

"Dan I will Cincinnati Hot Pocket you!!!!!!!"

by lauren p! May 7, 2008

Hot Pocket coochie

Quick to heat fast to eat easy to get 2 minutes in the microwave pop coochie's ready to go to on to the next let's not forget cheap real cheap

Can't even wait in welfare line for food stamps cuz she got hot pocket coochie

by Go og gma February 22, 2023

Hot Pocket

a blow job, female to male oral sex, fellatio done under duress or with an element of danger such as in a movie theater or other such public place.

Hey girl, can I get a Hot Pocket?

by givafuk May 31, 2010