Jelly Holing

The act of cutting a hole in someones mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice. (for best results use grape jelly) see Jelly Hole for more results.

Hey man what did you do last night?

Dude i went around to parties Jelly Holing.

by Weasel0317 March 30, 2012

Rubber Hosing

Having sex even though you are completely flaccid.

Middle Aged Man 1: How was your night with Martha? Did you use the sildenafil I gave you?

Middle Aged Man 2: Nope. We went Rubber Hosing.

Middle Aged Man 1: What the fuck.

by GiveMeGrape December 8, 2019

Horindioma

Surgical slang for a really complicated, high-risk, low-yield procedure that will take all day.

"You might as well take my tickets to the ballgame- I'm stuck in the OR all day with a horindioma."

by greeng0at September 16, 2009

Holing

1- a verb derived from the shortening of the term "watering hole," meaning to visit your regular drinking establishment. Usually in reference to what one may consider a dive bar, or "hole in the wall."

2- also an infinitive, to hole. Used in the same way.

1- "What are you doing tonight, Kris?" "I'm going holing."

2-Craig is going to hole it with Gabby tonight.

by Dr. Peabody September 6, 2011

horngry

Similar to the word, "hangry" - meaning anger and grumpiness as a result of being hungry,
"Horngry" is when one exhibits the same anger and grumpiness as a result of being horny.
(it has nothing to do with being hungry, unless your horniness is making you hungry instead of angry?)

We were home all day with no romance, then the minute the kids got home, she started mashin' on me.
Now I'm hot as hell, and I can't do nuthin' about it! I'm Horngry as hell!!

by nottomwaits October 5, 2016

river horsing

When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.

lol check that fat kid river horsing up into the back of that pickup truck!

by kismet & zee April 14, 2009

Horngry

The physical condition in which one is horny and hungry at the same time.

EXAMPLE #1
Mark: Come on, baby, lots of people use food in their foreplay. I thought you would find it romantic.

Arlene: Yeah, okay. I understand the whip cream and strawberries, but what's up with the bacon and the tuna melt on rye?

Mark: I can't help it, I'm so horngry.

EXAMPLE#2
The giant statue of Ronald McDonald made Ryan confusingly but incredibly horngry.

by ricecracker February 11, 2010