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Hooter Scooter

Man, that girl is such a hooter scooter
by Yippiekiayyyyyyeeeee1 September 19, 2018
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Cootie Hooter

A cootie hooter is a horrible slur that no one should ever be called

If someone calls you a cootie hooter you should rethink your life decisions
Gunz: Rakim you are a cootie hooter

Rakim: Wtf why
by Shizmal August 7, 2024
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hooter neuter

She got a hooter neuter to reduce her breast size from a double-D to a C cup.
by VentureKing August 6, 2012
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dope smokin hooter head

Someone who is actually dumb,crazy, and or cracked up. You would usually use this term is you’re disappointed in them or as an Insult. This could also mean to be funny thing to call your friends.
David just attacked the teacher,probably cause he’s a dope smokin hooter head.
by Dopesmokinhooterhead May 24, 2020
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Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter
Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.
by M-Dummy May 19, 2022
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Dairy Hooters

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Hooter

A Hooter is a worker at Hooters. There's also a Hooter+ position, it is if you worked for Hooters for over 50 years, and if you worked as at least an assistant at Hooter Air. If you worked as a pilot or pilot's assistant, you'll get the position of a Classic Hooter.
My friend is a Hooter, he gets paid $30,000 USD a month.
by word definitioner April 12, 2022
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