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horse hockey

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)
We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.
by Light Joker March 16, 2005
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Field Hockey Body

A figure a female attains after a couple years of training for and playing field hockey. They build just enough muscle to achieve a perfect ass, perfect legs and usually have no fat on them at all. The only downside is they usually lack just a bit in breast size, but they compensate greatly elsewhere. Most (not all) girls who play the sport end up like this and perfect specimens of this are by far the hottest girls in the school (at least at mine).

Most of them play lacrosse in the spring, simply to maintain their figure.
Guy1: Damn that girl is fucking gorgeous.

Guy2: Yea she plays field hockey, her ass was sculpted by the hands of God. Typical example of a nice Field Hockey Body.
by lemonade/icedtea January 19, 2010
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pirate hooker

Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.
You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.
by Samson III December 28, 2005
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Hockey-slap

Some sort of sexual reference. Can be used to replace anything dirty or a threat, but with a funny connotation.
"If you don't watch it I'll hockey-slap you so hard you'll forget your name."
by onaboat April 19, 2009
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Hockey player smile

A threat meaning to knock someone's teeth out. Hockey players commonly get pushed around and loose teeth over the years.
John, you ever touch my sister again, ill give you a hockey player smile.
by kingsir1 June 24, 2013
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heckerooni

Heckerooni is another way to say "what in the hell?" on youtube so they don't get demonitized. The word is used a lot by the youtuber MissDarcei.
Darcei: What in the heckerooni is a goth?
by hanako kun's wife May 17, 2020
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Hecker

"Oh ya see her? Shes Thee hecker
by Penultimate hecker March 21, 2022
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