Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021

Pintle hitch

Similar to a pintle hook. Is a receiver with 1 7/8 or 2” ball with an upper thumb that clamps down on top and locks in place.

Pintle hitch will work with any trailer. As long as the ball isn’t too big.

by Holylatgeed January 29, 2022

Front hitch

When the underwear is pulled up the crotch (vagina wedgie)

“Stop you’re giving me a front hitch”

by Anonymous9284839929493 April 9, 2021

digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass

*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*

by fckncomcast May 10, 2011

resting hitch face

The happy smiling face a seasoned hitchhiker wears while thumbing a ride.

Did you see that dirty hippy get that ride in only 5 minutes, he had resting hitch face.

by Marble1779 January 1, 2018

Be hitch

A term used instead of bitch, usually because the user doesn’t want to swear

I heard you were being a be hitch to so-and-so

by Fluer_de_lis April 3, 2020

hitch

The male version of a bitch who often takes part in drama and normie activity, "hitch, he bitch"

"omg Mike is such a hitch"

by o0fer May 3, 2019