Trailer Hitched

When a fat guy has to set his belly fat on a girl's back so he may achieve maximum Penetration.

Adjective; took this girl out last weekend and trailer hitched her. Now she won't stop calling me!

by Thatrobotdude March 20, 2024

Hitch-Shot

When a gentleman of a certain age tries to hit a golf ball but their swing gets stuck at the top and it takes considerable time from the backswing to actually strike the ball.

Man BT really has the Ol Hitch-Shot in his game. It took him like five minutes to even hit the ball. I thought that either his shoulder froze, he had to fart, or he was having a senior moment.

by UpperLowerMgmt April 6, 2011

Hitch hussy

A gal, typically promiscuous, who is only interested in you because of your truck. Similar to a buckle bunny, but does not necessarily care about rodeo.

Now that I got my new truck, I got all kinds a hitch hussies trying to get in my pants.

I’m going to the mud bogs to pick up a hitch hussy

by AkWildmanH2os May 10, 2023

bike hitching

Just another term for drugs.

Does anyone want to go bike hitching tonight?

by damandawg April 8, 2019

Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021

Hitch

A bowl of weed, one round of puff puff pass

This hitch was lame this time.

by Chief Gemini August 26, 2020

hitch

The male version of a bitch who often takes part in drama and normie activity, "hitch, he bitch"

"omg Mike is such a hitch"

by o0fer May 3, 2019