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Art Room Herpes

The glitter you get on you in the art room. Gets all over your hands, face, and EVERYWHERE... and when you check your hair five years later, it's still there.
Person 1: "Dude, there's glitter in your hair."
Person 2: "Yeah, just got some art room herpes. It won't go away!"
by whiterabbit006 January 27, 2010
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herpesyphilaids

A deadly trifecta of the most horrible and common STD’s. Notorious for causing discomfort while urinating, sores or lesions on the male or female genitals and inability to fight off infection.

pronounced - herpe-syphil-aids
Girl 1: Trent might be hot but he is a man whore, I hear he has herpesyphilaids.
Girl 2: Damn, nevermind.

I just got tested for the first time and came back clean; I can't believe don't have herpesyphilaids after college.
by lindy September 22, 2007
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Super Herpes

A special version of herpes that isn't just like bad luggage it's that really bad leopard print luggage.
Highly contagious and often contracted after interactions of any sort with hookers.
Damn, I got super herpes from the garbage can over there.
by Luigi87000 February 21, 2009
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Goodbye Horses

When Q Lazzarus's 'Goodbye Horses' is playing within earshot, a drunk male will drop his pants and underwear, tuck his genitals between his legs, raise and lower his shirt, and dance around the room while whispering 'Would You Fuck Me'; recreating the famous 'Buffalo Bill' tucking scene from the Silence of the Lambs.
A: You remember when Kyle went 'Goodbye Horses' on us last night.
B: Yeah man. Surreal.
by IT-Dan August 28, 2013
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High School Football Heroes

The best band to come out of Long Island mixing a blend of Rock Ska and Punk to create one of the most unique sounds out there today. Will one day take on their world with their amazing lyrics, infectious hooks, their rocking sound and killer live show.
Can be compared to Less Than Jake, Brand New, Rx Bandits to name a few.
by Johnson! May 6, 2005
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genital herpes

The most embarassing commercials on tv. Seriously, who the fuck wants to know you have it? If people need help, go see your fucking doctor.
by Adrian September 22, 2006
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horseshave

A horseshave is an unecessary project that is somewhat tedious, serves no real purpose except for face time, and is assigned to you by your boss. You don't try to get out of it, though, because it's fairly easy and it's overtime so you get paid extra for it. The word may have originated among former stablehands in Connecticut, the North Shore of Long Island, and Upstate New York, who when they had little to do were told by their bosses, "you can always go shave the horses."
Supervisor: "Sorry about all the 'horseshaves' I'm assigning this week--the Suits up in Albany are really on my case to make everyone look extra busy before the semiannual audit. At least you're getting paid extra."

Worker: "It's Ok, but it's hard for me to understand how the suits are going to be impressed by the fact that we've made four-color pie charts to document how many people here are using the decaf from the department vending machine."
by Original JB November 16, 2006
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