by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016
Get the Trimming hedgesmug. biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.
by chris hedges June 2, 2019
Get the chris hedgesmug. by Epicdogdeattreats May 2, 2022
Get the preston hedgesmug. 
As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.
A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.
Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.
Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024
Get the Cock Hedgemug. A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.
by dicksforhands February 6, 2017
Get the Hedge climbermug. by TechnoHippie December 22, 2015
Get the Hedgemug.