The bottom of a hedge.
by Kgicusb February 28, 2019
When you, as a woman get the chance to be unhindered by the societal norms and constricting nature of pants (as well as braziers) and finally get the opportunity to unwind and "treat yoself" and "do you boo", allowing yourself to engage in a little "self-care".
It's been a rough week Deb, I think I'll go home, open a bottle of wine, turn on Gilmore Girls and "veg out with my hedge out."
by Jeffy Tranks October 03, 2020
Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.
1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.
by Witchdoc6146 June 11, 2010
When you are running low on funds, you need to make a high risk high reward gander. Consider the dolla dolla hedge which maximizes gains while minimizing financial risk. This technique works by hedging one dolla against another dolla. Since you are hedging two dollas, no matter which dolla wins, you will always make money.
Shreeto: I'm in need of some quick cash
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!
by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025
1. At closer look you have a pimple on your ball hedge
2. Your ball hedge taste rather salty
Homeboy1: when was the last time you trimmed your ball hedge it looks overgrown
Homeboy2: its difficult because i have to keep sharpening my trimmer, can you show me how to use yours?;)
2. Your ball hedge taste rather salty
Homeboy1: when was the last time you trimmed your ball hedge it looks overgrown
Homeboy2: its difficult because i have to keep sharpening my trimmer, can you show me how to use yours?;)
by The master trimmer May 30, 2017
by jelkinboy584 February 25, 2022
biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.
by chris hedges June 02, 2019