Beaner heater

Spicy salsa put on food. Used in situations when you are unable to warm up your lunch. The spiciness tricks you into thinking the meal is warm.

Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude just use the beaner heater.

by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020

heater hugger

A lame person that can't find warmth to enjoy so they decide to hug a heat fan for the day.

your such a @#%& heater hugger.
Fat1ne

by Fat1ne September 7, 2016

cold heater

When you put a heater in the freezer for a week (make sure it's on but not plugged in) and then douse it in water and then freeze it for another 2 days. After freezing, you plug it in and it explodes and shoots ice everywhere!

White struggle: "Shit mane! That cold heater was crazy!"
Jacob: "Yeah Mane! I got a peice of Ice stuck in my goatse!"
White struggle: "That sucks mane! it was beautiful!"

by Ic Ric July 19, 2014

Peter Heater

It's a heater for your peter

I bought a Peter Heater for my friend

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

French Heater

When someone defecates in someone elses dryer to teach them a lesson.

Aunt Romaine said she was gonna french heater Josh's dryer; her exact words were, "Im going to drop a nuclear shitbomb on hiroshitma."

by Buckfutter 111 August 17, 2019

heater case

n. a crime or criminal case that attracts a lot of (media) attention. Usually the crime has unsolved or unanswered motives surrounding the victim or perpetrators.

Short form may also be referred to as 'heater'.

The person was buried under a frenzy of clicking cameras, providing a final act in a heater case.

by overhere2000 November 21, 2009

old heater

a bleached blonde wrinkled skin woman, who's spent too much time in the tanning beds, shows the effects of years of smoking cigarettes and has experimented with way too many drugs. She is well past her prime, but still trying to fit into the younger scene.

That old heater walking outside of Clermont Lounge said her pussy was out of order, but she'd give some damn good firehead.

by Dr. Sabroso aka Dr. Delicious February 26, 2009