I'm having a midlife crisis 

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

I'm having a midlife crisis by Baznigger April 25, 2019

having a misha moment 

a moment of absolute fangirl squee, with no rational thought left other than MISHAAA

background:
Misha Collins, actor, currently playing the angel Castiel in the tv show Supernatural and with a crazy fanbase (which are called Minions) he keeps flooring with the things he writes on his twitter account: twitter.com/mishacollins

Minion #1: OMG, Misha!! His hair! and his voice!! did you see his eyes!?!! *SQUEEE* My heart! I can't take it!!!
Minion #2: I think you're having a Misha moment!

having a misha moment by Mishamadness March 28, 2010

Hating White People 

Hating white people is a political position popular among unsuccessful demographics who look for an excuse as to why they themselves are unsuccessful. Much like the Nazis with the Jews, these people will blame every social ill on the successful European race (believing they are being oppressed by them), and will often advocate for their own "final solution". (i.e genocide). Hatred of whites is very common among black and muslim populations.

SJW: "Hating white people is ok because they're oppressing us!"
Normal person: "How are they oppressing you? By giving you free money?"
SJW: "STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR WHITE LOGIC!"

Hating White People by Phoenix797 August 5, 2018

hainge 

cool. awesome. also known as tight work.
combination of off the chain and off the henges.

"That new 06 Range is off the hainge, ninja"

hainge by Lionel September 4, 2005

Having a Snow Day 

While on your back, multiple jerkoff ejaculations in a short period of time onto your chest thus blanketing yourself with a thick white coating.

Optional additional action

1: call up a parent and tell them you are closed for the day.

2: place a toy school bus on your chest to simulate it getting stuck in the snow.

Alan might be at work but he's still having a Snow Day.

Having a Snow Day by Hollywood Chan January 14, 2010

Having intercourse 

A phrase for "having class in between" but you are tired of being invited by your friends, so you want to say the reason in a sexual way...
(Course = class and inter = in between)

A: Hey! Join us on Discord now! We have a lot of things to discuss!
B: *No reaction*
A: *Spam dots*
B: Not now! M8! I'm having intercourse right now! Lemme finish it first!
A: Wow! Ok! I understand... hehe

Having intercourse by Der Paniker September 21, 2021

Man Hating Bitch 

A woman who has had a bad relationship with a man due to her inability to comprehend the true qualities of a successful relationship with that man. Hence at the relationships final conclusion the hating comes from the philosophical and in some texts spiritual phrase "We fear what we do not understand".

woman loves man, man doesn't show solid signs of love, woman gets angry, man brings relationship to it's end. woman becomes a man hating bitch!.

Man Hating Bitch by Dr. Black September 22, 2005