I have papers on you

A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.

Don't forget dear I have papers on you.

by Septdee June 23, 2018

But do you have timbs

The worst comeback in all of mankind. It’s no u but on steroids. It takes all the roasts and sends them back times timb dog.

Jack: you’re gramp tramp
Dave:but do you have timbs?
Jack instantly dies, God becomes gay, the universe dies

by Timblover69 May 13, 2018

you have the homo sex

it mean u gay lol

some guy: lol you're bad
you: stfu you have the homo sex

by u have the gay November 8, 2018

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

by lukedanc July 19, 2019

When you have no friends

When you have no friends and you have to sit alone at lunch and break

Ew Why does Becky have no friends

When you have no friends

by Been flicker 101 November 13, 2019

Only have eyes for you

This person is using a free version of eyes, which come with limitations such as only being able to see one person. They can upgraded to the paid version to unlock additional features and remove glasses.

I only have eyes for you... please, buy me premium.

by Drangus Hangus July 12, 2019

do you have lemonade?

Said right before sneaking off to escape/ search for something.

ex: Bob:sorry dude, you cant go in there
Man: oh ok, do you have lemonade?
Bob: yea sure, let me get you some

(man sneaks into room while bob gets lemonade)

by Chokomoko April 28, 2011