Haber

A person who is a major drug addict that usually texts 12 girls at once that have no self esteem and thinks he has play also will only do curls and arm exercises at the gym and leave early to do more drugs

That kid is such a Haber

by Dan G Sak October 23, 2011

haberdashery

the artful design, creation and selection of fine hats, probably the fruitiest fashion pursuit of them all

And what do you do in your spare time?

by foltor September 2, 2005

hamberger

A Jewish hamburger.

"Run down to the Kosher deli and pick up two pounds of hamberger."

by Grottomaster June 2, 2009

Hamberder

Noun.

1) Like a hamburger, but served by an idiot who believes college athletes don’t deserve respect.

2) An excellent choice of sandwich that goes well with covfefe.

3) A type of mystical food that can only be summoned by a leader of country, after a ritual that takes 22+ day of the government working in the shadows to summon this mana like content.

(Please note that Hamberders will multiply if left unattended)

Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc

or

Due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.

just serving hamburgers today.

by BartiumTopperSlidBottom January 15, 2019

Hamberder

Just another fucking thing that douchenozzle in the White Hou... You know what? Not even worth it. Fuck that guy.

Great being with the National Champion Clemsen Tigers at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of fast food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters! - Douchnozzle in chief

by Griff McStizz January 15, 2019

Haberdouchery

Any place that caters to, supplies, or attracts a large number of douchebags.

(same: Habadouchery)

1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real haberdouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the haberdouchery?

by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 29, 2009

Hamberder

The misspelling of 'hamburger' by a moron posing as the President of the United States.

I want to illustrate my narcissism by bragging about buying hamberders.

by I_am_awesome January 15, 2019