Earl Of Hamburger

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.

"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"

by The Bishop July 11, 2004

hamburger fog

A state of induced lethargy and complacency brought on by the mass consumption of hamburgers.

"Hey, we're going out to meet some people, you want to come with?"

"I'd love to dude but I'm mired in a hamburger fog."

by narcloft February 2, 2014

Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.

Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand

by Lils6m May 5, 2018

HamburgerMan

A 2 dollar mobile game streamer who owns a hamburger fur suit. My wife is being held hostage please help this is not a joke. Hamburgerman will ban you if you say the word "Hamburger Helper". The word is most commonly used if you're mentally unstable. Jizzes over concaved memories.

my wife H A M B U R G E R M A N hamburgerman

by Epicironykid November 1, 2019

crazy hamburger

Simply the best thing ever

If you’re Kibble, Cloud, Art Decade, Starman or Gibby. Hi it’s pissworm I defined this for y’all

CRAZY HAMBURGER DIT IS HORIBEL

by Demilah September 27, 2020

Throat Hamburger

To really go at someone's throat tissue during oral sex. Y'know, get in there good.

"My boyfriend has a sore throat because I was up late making some throat hamburger with him."

by ThroatHamburger December 28, 2020

where's my hamburger

Weird creepy phrase said by the Meijer check out guy!

"Where's my hamburger "said the strange man.

by Where's my hamburger September 16, 2017