I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...
You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, orignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.
This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.
I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...
You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, orignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.
This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.
I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
this is the hackers manifesto.
by Kyouko August 27, 2009
A faggot who brags about their hackings even though they aren't that significant.
hacker:''today i hacked john's computer''
me: kewl
hacker: it was sooo easy.i tricked him into
going to my website that steals cookies
me:ok gud for u...
hacker:it was sooo easy he is so stupid lulz
me: stfu u faggot hacker
me: kewl
hacker: it was sooo easy.i tricked him into
going to my website that steals cookies
me:ok gud for u...
hacker:it was sooo easy he is so stupid lulz
me: stfu u faggot hacker
by Soawesomekewlfun November 24, 2008
A Ruffie Hacker is someone who tries to make their own date rape drug with over the counter sleeping pills
by Jseanwit December 14, 2011
The villains du jour; imaginary nefarious agents of chaos; a group of 400 pound high school students in a dark suburban basement.
by Crawdad Nelson December 14, 2016
by Lasercat May 18, 2008
P1-Yo man these prawn crackers taste great
P2- Yeh they should man just spotted the prawn hackers licking each one
P2- Yeh they should man just spotted the prawn hackers licking each one
by prawn hacker wacker October 03, 2011
A type of hacker, typically found in online video games, that turn all of their hacks and cheats to the max setting, so they can win. Most of these type of hackers have a hack to win playstyle.
Those hacked used by this hacker are very blatant and can be spotted by almost anyone.
Those hacked used by this hacker are very blatant and can be spotted by almost anyone.
Kid 1: *playing*
Rage Hacker: *shoots Kid 1 through 10 walls.*
Kid 1: "OMG Rage Hacker! fsbiudfgSEGISDUtigusdz."
Rage Hacker: *shoots Kid 1 through 10 walls.*
Kid 1: "OMG Rage Hacker! fsbiudfgSEGISDUtigusdz."
by FallenXP December 10, 2017