guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Whore Guide

A person you use to show you around a new city and get to sleep with at night.

I'm spending the week in Memphis and need to find a whore guide to show me around.

by Balves November 3, 2021

tall guides

The world's fastest growing magazine for tall women with community at the heart of all it does. Backed by a global tall community, Tall Guides hosts events for tall women around the world.

1. I felt like I was the only tall girl in the world until I discovered Tall Guides
2, It is hard to love being different until you find a place where you're the same. I'm a tall woman and for me, Tall Guides was that place
3. Tall Guides is the only place where I truly feel like I fit in

by Spnash October 8, 2017

Guide Rider

An MMO term that implies inept natural game coordination. Not being able

overcome the challenge before you with solely your awareness skill, and having to refer to a game guide for everything and anything.
Therefore you are a guide rider.

~Max Glitch 2018

So can you even play the game? or are you just a guide rider?

by Max Glitch October 12, 2018