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Grinding

A dance performed (often in a club setting) in which the "grinder" places his hands on his head with his feet planted in the ground and proceeds to swivel vigorously

Such action can be stimulated by an exhilerating experience
Joske is grinding like a FIEND this evening! I've never seen anyone generate so many revolutions in one grinding session!

Bartholemu began to grind with uncanny resolve when he discovered that he had won tickets to the race.

Macker: "What are you folks up to this evening?"
Grinder: "We're in the midst of some unruly grinding. Wanna join?"
Macker: "I guess."
by Z_19 April 8, 2009
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Grinding the Turtle

When you catch a kid trying to steal your basketball when you're working in your garage its what you tell them you were doing when you confront them about said alleged theft.
I was busy "grinding the turtle" when you came into my cul-de-sac and tried to steal that basketball!
by Bubble Lips June 23, 2009
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Stump Grinding

1) When a girl is grinding on a guy with man parts that are short and fat. see chode

2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
1) did you hear about Amy? i heard she went Stump Grinding last night!

2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.
by Awesomanda November 8, 2011
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Stump Grinding

Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.
Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.
by RafneyJmike November 15, 2011
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grinding

when a girl humps something with her clothes on
A girl was grinding for me.
by EminemRules March 13, 2014
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Wenis Grinding

To rub wenises (elbows) with another person.
"WTF?! What's wenis grinding?!"
"When you grind your wenis with someone elses, DUH!"
by D!NOSAYRAWR<3 June 24, 2009
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Agressive Grinding

1. The act of grinding another person, animal or object with excessive force.
2. Hip thrusting with the intent to cause another uncomfortable pressure and possible embaressment
Example 1.
Observer (1) at dance party: Wow look at wendy she looks unusually uncormfortable
Observer (2): yeah, I think that new guy is doing some agressive grinding

Example 2.
Mike: Gee steve what happened to your pants they're all torn, your leg is all bruised and you look embaressed and confused.
Steve: Yeah Mike, I was just at this party and was agressively ground by the German Sheppard
by slapmark February 4, 2010
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