Cheese grater

When your sexual partner cuts up your dick with their braces. It's not fun.

Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil

by HanDogg24 December 12, 2012

Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.

Yo I was with this chick last night and she wanted me to do the reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

by Cw Kamikaze May 1, 2021

cheese grater

A modification of the Hoover sex position, where you push your lover down a loading ramp, grating her face. Thus it is called: the cheese grater.

At work we finished loading the truck, so I showed Tara the cheese grater.

by b. August 19, 2004

Cheese Grater

A device used to remove pubic hair.

Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"

by Orochi January 27, 2007

Gritter

Somebody who is about getting their money.

Yo you see him, he a straight gritter

by Laylayy November 16, 2020

cheese grater

an ultimate wedgie when wearing a thong.

seriously guys, my underwears like a cheese grater

by fewfbpewa November 30, 2009

granter

When you see a girl named cara and she's so phone it makes you nut in your trousers

Dang fam I just got a crazy granter

by Soggy hamburger September 3, 2016