crotch grabbers

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't

Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**

by icecreamman..... January 2, 2014

butthole grabber

Someone who sneakily slips a hand, finger, or object into someone's anus and carefully grabs it

" Hey , get your finger out of my butt, you butthole grabber"

by Kaylaykay August 23, 2017

Attention Grabber

Someone who loos for attention most times their names start with a and end with an i

______ is an attention grabber

by Niahhh January 12, 2023

shaft grabber

What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll

Lauren stop being a shaft grabber

by Larry128 January 21, 2017

Scottish Grabber

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.

Wow. I met a Scottish grabber last night.

by yodog91 June 17, 2017

Bottle Grabber

Bottle grabber is a young guy that likes older men.

1. Youngin over there is a Bottle Grabber.
2. I want a Bottle Grabber to find me as attractive as I find them.

by Shortybig January 20, 2015

Grabber

Someone who grabs the shit out of their wakeboard, I mean really securing their hand on that unit.

"Damn that guy Konni really grabs his board, he's the best grabber out there!"

by TrickTurning101 January 5, 2023