To be constantly on the edge of climax without actually experiencing that winning sensation. Results a stupefied and bitter temperament.
That guy from North London is a gooner
by Rattybags December 19, 2023
Get the Gooner mug.Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)
Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.
Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.
Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.
by Maple_Leaves September 29, 2022
Get the Gooner mug.Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
Get the Max Prestige Gooner mug.This prestigious title is awarded to the most dedicated and knowledgeable Gooners who have demonstrated an exceptional level of expertise, loyalty, and passion for the Goon. It is a distinction reserved for those who have earned the highest recognition within the community by becoming the Gooner Supreme.
by Gooner Supreme March 2, 2025
Get the Gooner Supreme mug.Gooner, goon, and gooning are terms used by self avowed coomers/porn addicts but it is also used in the gun/tactical community as a term for those in a smaller niche subsection that have night vision to do flat range shit in their kit. While the origins for how there came to be a sexual connotation linked to goon or gooning is unknown and still disputed by many online. Goon, at least in the context that it is used in the gun/tactical community, apparently stemmed from a saying coined originally by soldiers and operators in special operation units during the GWOT (Global War on Terror) who had the saying of "Moons out, goons out." which was supposed to refer to the fact many of these units handled night raids and were adept at it. Thus, later on, civilians (primarily those from the US) within the gun community during the time when it became more popular to not only own firearms but also plate carriers, ballistic helmets, and night vision is when many began to adopt the term as well.
Definition 1 Example: "I use Rule34 all the time, of course I'm a gooner."
Definition 2 Example: "Yo, I just got these Gen 3 PVS-31's to mount on my Ops-Core for night time shit, I'm a gooner now boys! I'm in the club!"
Definition 2 Example: "Yo, I just got these Gen 3 PVS-31's to mount on my Ops-Core for night time shit, I'm a gooner now boys! I'm in the club!"
by HAT-TR!CK December 21, 2024
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Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'
The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'
The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.
by CurlyBuffal0915 September 18, 2025
Get the Goonerize mug.The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.
Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025
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