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Gooner

One who loves crab Rangoon's.
Me and my friends are gooners and are all going to goon together tonight.
by CheezeWizz June 8, 2024
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Gooner

Rylan Berry is a FUCKING gooner
by TheSandManTwentyTen March 28, 2025
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gooners advocate

Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.
Not to play gooners advocate but…
by SigmaAlphaDelta March 5, 2025
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Gooner

Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)

Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.
Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.
by Maple_Leaves September 29, 2022
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Max Prestige Gooner

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
*sees guy gooning in class*
Bro is a max prestige gooner
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
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certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.
Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
by himolton April 22, 2024
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vrchat gooner

someone who acts like a crybaby fag and draws purposely bad art out of pure laziness. These types of people tend to try to have sex with their own avatar while minors are present in the game but they fail miserably. Usually they reside in the state of Massachusetts.

They typically go by one of these names: Julesxmads, mads, carefree puppy, koozie, pupcake, Oceankitsune, uraniumkitsune, Hydrogenkitsune, lumin4l, yi_co, tendow, Lavakitsune, obsidiankitsune, Meowlkyway, cokepell, griffins_best1020, Bettlebeeeeep, nyawtta, vui, tophat_cat, biscuitlover101, meowlololollol. Their real life name is usually going to be Madison or Maddy.
Oceankit is such a loser, she is a vrchat gooner
by arse shid gaming March 9, 2025
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