gromper

To engage in sexual activity after a period of hygienic neglect, frequently signified by the development of a urinary tract infection in a female partner.

"I worked all day and didn't have time to shower, so I had to give Susie the ol' gromper."

by Hajah Hakaha December 3, 2013

gomeral

Witless idiot yet to see the big picture and realise life is for living

See him/her gomerality is an education they just haven't found yet

by Fog June 13, 2003

gomere

noun. spoken with a french accent. possible meanings. boner, or balls.

A: hey D'Arcy, what time is it?
B: in french accent do you mind woman? i'm tryin' to keep ma gomere!

by D'Arcy March 19, 2004

Gumper

(noun)
Someone who is "Gumpy", lengthy, tall, uncordinated kind of person.
One who's some what like a loser, or a dork.. somebody who falls alot, clumsy, etc.

Dooode, look at that guy over there, he's such a gumper yo'.
Yo' that basketball player sucks, he's a major gumper.

by dEMAR J* February 13, 2009

Gomerfuck

When one is told they're acting like a gomer, but continue to act like one.

Wow, Lindsay wont stop being a major Gomerfuck .

by Dylan O. February 21, 2008

Gimper

A gimper is someone who thinks hes Hard and tries to be the center of attention all the time.

Look at that gimper over there trying to fight with everyone.

That gimper just sold me shit hash hes always trying to act gangster.

by ganja89 September 26, 2010

gomer pyle

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)

I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.

by KevinC256 March 8, 2007