Gob-Job

A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos

“Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night”
“That’s bussin G”

by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020

got a gob

Gamer speak for please don’t interrupt me as I am chase/killing a very elusive enemy with extra goodies.

My wife is playing Diablo Immortal on her iPhone with her air pods and I yell “can you hear me?” And she tersely replies “Got a Gob” which I instantly recognize as her trying to kill a special enemy (Goblin) who carries special goodies, and I back off mute. Gamer quick speak for STFU

by Mister Straight April 08, 2023

Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates

The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.

by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024

gobbing

a new craze beginning from planking and batmaning but instead placing a foreign object into your mouth that is unlikely to fit for the LOL's.

OMG she has 10 spoons in her mouth! Oh yeah, she's gobbing.

by eleanor111111111111111 October 08, 2011

Shut your gob cunt

When someone is talking too much or if someone you don't like is speaking.

Shut your gob cunt

by MonkeyBoyy October 28, 2022

gob on stilts

A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.

Your mate Tom is a bit of a gob on stilts isn’t he!

by The Fat Welshman January 11, 2021

Gob a smoggle

react in a scared or surprised way

"When that possum jumped out, I gobbed a smoggle!"

"You always gob a smoggle when a bird flies too close to you."

by what am i doing here. September 27, 2024