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Gob

I had to nurse my gob back to health last night.
by applehater5 December 9, 2024
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sofa gob

Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.
"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.

"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"

"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011
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gobbing

a new craze beginning from planking and batmaning but instead placing a foreign object into your mouth that is unlikely to fit for the LOL's.
OMG she has 10 spoons in her mouth! Oh yeah, she's gobbing.
by eleanor111111111111111 October 8, 2011
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gobs

wow why would you type gobs in like how bored do you have to be any way welcome to the cool kids club
Gobs
by 42069haha December 7, 2021
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gob on stilts

A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.
Your mate Tom is a bit of a gob on stilts isn’t he!
by The Fat Welshman January 11, 2021
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gob grenade

When you cum into someone's mouth and they spit it back into their hand and throw it at you.
by Knobgobbler84 November 17, 2017
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Gobs

A straight guy who secretly blows another straight guys
Hey bro that was mad last time you Gobs my cock
by Straight-dicken October 9, 2025
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