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goofy footed 

To ride a board of sport with a unique stance, leading with your right foot. (Despite what people might think, there is no correlation from being goofy footed to being left handed.)
Snowboard rental shop clerk: "Are you regular or goofy footed?"
Chicago west side term
used when someone says something stupid or wrong.
Anna: Dang, where u get those kicks from?
Dre: Footlocker
Anna: Those the new Jordans right?
Dre: Yea
Chris: I was gonna get those but I'm just gonna wait til those new ones come out cuz they look better than those
Dre: Nobody seen the new ones yet. GOOFY MOG
Goofy Mog by Squill March 21, 2008

goofy time 

When daddy puts on a rubber mask to resemble the Disney character Goofy, and proceeds to violate your "special place"
"Ooooh Tiimmy, iiit's Goofy Time!"

"Oh no daddy no! not again!"
goofy time by surfacewound March 27, 2003

goofy switchfoot 

When your right foot is at the head of the board and your left foot is at the tail and toes pointed off the left side
Shane told me that I'm one in a million because I'm both goofy and switchfoot, so im goofy switchfoot!
goofy switchfoot by lilmouse August 10, 2014

goofy monkey 

a monkey that is goofy.
kim jong-un is a goofy monkey🙈
goofy monkey by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

goofy ahh uncle productions

This billion dollar music production what is owned by quandale dingle and jigaboo joe(quandale dingles brother) there most famous song is "goofy ahh uncle productions I want to take a pic with cardi b inside my cardigan know I love they call me sharty Mr tardy man I just smoke my weed and fuck these hoes I'm not no party man"
want to go record a song and use goofy ahh uncle productions?