Glutavion

A woman's glutes or ass.

*ORIGIN* The Word Glutavion is composed of the word Glutes (muscles located at the higher reer of the booty) and Avion originally meaning air born or anything flying, now a slang term attached to any word to enhance the initial word giving the word infront of avion a higher meaning hence Glutavion , a booty out of this world!

Example 1
Guy 1- Yo broo you see shawty over there?!
Guy2- Hell yea bro , I finna hit her glutavion

Example 2
Guy 1 - Yo she gave you head yet?
Guy2- Na but i hit her glutavion

by @Theofficialmicdee February 17, 2018

Glute Flute

Your butthole turns into a glute flute when you fart and you hit at least two different notes in a single fart, or a string of farts.

Tina played a mean glute flute when she ripped ass in the 7-11 last Wednesday.

by WAKEGRIND March 22, 2019

Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

gluch

The sound a big girl’s pussy makes while it’s getting fingered or fucked

I couldn’t sleep last night because all I could hear was gluch sounds coming from my roommate’s room.

by Chamber Barnes August 28, 2019

Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

Gluten Paws

When ones hands have been in contact with the gluten, making them unsafe for touching anything to be eaten.

Get your filthy gluten paws away from my food!

by MrBoobers July 26, 2020

Glutenpee

Nora is a girl who likes lemon demon, weezer, and ween. Glutenpee is pretty poggers

Glutenpee Fan 7 : Glutenpee is poggers
Average Glutenpee Hater : No she isn't
Glutenpee Fan 7 : You jest, surely.

by PortraitFiend November 18, 2020