Quantum Fisting

Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.

Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?

No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.

by Quantosexual December 7, 2018

Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.

"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"

by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022

ritualistic poultry fisting

Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?

Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?

Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.

by johndoe86x2 July 28, 2016

Dick Fuck Fisting

When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once

Dick fuck fisting is a new sensation dad, i swear its not a phase- Girl

by Noodle fish September 6, 2016

Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.

You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.

by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017

fustigate

to beat profusely as with a large stick or with bare hands, to fuck up, a red ass beat down.

if i did not fear fustigation i would gladly make fun of the hells angels.

by matt cleer April 6, 2003

Fisting

v. When a guy sticks his whole fist inside a chick.

He has mastered fisting. He said it's especially easy when the whore is as loose as Kathleen.

by loverroast February 12, 2009