funeral for a boner

a condom, a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

i'm not going to use that funeral for a boner, let's have sex unprotected.

by r the p December 27, 2007

funeral crasher

A person who goes to other peoples funerals to try and pick up girls/widows to have sex with

In "wedding Crashers" will ferrel plays a man who lives with his mom and instead of crashing weddings crashes funerals instead of being a wedding crasher owen wilson becomes a funeral crasher with him

by The1godfather15 July 1, 2008

two-car funeral

utter incompetence or error-prone

The botch of the stimulus plan may stoke anti-government anger about bureaucrats and two-car funerals
He fouled up a two-car funeral
They couldn't run a two-car funeral to get the budget passed

by vanderpol August 29, 2010

Carl's Funeral

A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.

"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."

by TFE February 20, 2007

Funker Vogt

A German EBM band. Noted for a heavy focus on military themes (despite being anti-military) and having an almost anthematic sound in each of their songs. Sometimes critisized of being formulated, but what band isn't.

Funker Vogt is awesome. People that accuse them of being formulated need to stop listening to Dragonforce.

by doom_forever August 21, 2006

funerer

more than fun , more fun than tiki , funnier than

minigolf isnt fun , neither is a poke in the eye, but its funerer than minigolf anyway.

by NEOgeo July 11, 2006

Fungercheese

The cheese that gradualy accumulates in a person's ass-crack and crotch area after he or she has gone several days without bathing.

Damn, I need to jump in the shower and wash the fungercheese out from under my nuts.

by Ridgelinewalker August 20, 2009