A rare condition in which one cannot decide which seat to take, even though only one actual seat is available. This is generally caused by a mental defect of some sort.
Eric: I cant decide which seat i should take on the bus sometimes. I think I may have Front seat, Back seat syndrome.
by Jim Sominsummthin July 20, 2011
Get the Front seat, Back seat syndrome mug.the FPU is a pompus, solo male union that has a unique reverse gender "robin hood" type of platform, where the fund dismantles wealthier men, or men that have found good fortune and then in turn showers the less fortunate women of the world, with money, limos, food, rent, car insurance, basic cable and most of all, a very insincere friendship. These women come from broken homes and broken souls, and almost exclusively a barmaid or stripper.
Her new boyfriend seems like a nice guy." "Yep, is all part of the show. He's actually in the Frontenac Pilots Union, and is only using her for her company, emotional support, and will move on to another girl with low self-esteem here shortly, after he has stripped her of all her self worth and confidence.
by Hermees July 22, 2011
Get the Frontenac Pilots Union mug.When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.
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Get the a dog ran in front of my car mug.to put people's faults and/or embarassing moments out in the open or front for all to hear about and laugh at. often used in moments of drunken stumpor
you videotape someone doing something stupid and put it on a social networking site. i just put you on front street.
by gurusupreme October 20, 2008
Get the put you on front street mug.To have more front than Myers means to be cheeky, bold and/or pushy. It is a slang used in Australia, with Myers refering to Myer, a big department store in Melbourne.
"Johnno likes to tease people, doesn't he?"
"Oh, that's his way of showing affection. He's a more front than Myers sort of guy.
"I can't believe Bridget spoke to me like that! She has more front than Myers!"
"Oh, that's his way of showing affection. He's a more front than Myers sort of guy.
"I can't believe Bridget spoke to me like that! She has more front than Myers!"
by myers touch October 21, 2005
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Get the Alaskan Cold Front mug.when someone's belly hangs over their beltline and down into the upper thigh area, thus creating"front ass"
by J-Loco March 12, 2007
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