James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy

James F Byrnes Freshman Academy. A nasty ass school filled with roaches crawling, stank ass hoes, bloody tampons on the floor, and nasty dick sucking mfs in the bathroom. You can find your local red necks and wanna be gang bangers here. The School so damn broke, they barley can afford to get the nasty ass school cleaned.

James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy is nasty

by boisuckmyboi October 13, 2021

Freshman Fuck Syndrome

Shown mostly in upperclassman jocks, this syndrome can be painful if left untreated. Typically, only people with a Y chromosome experience this, although their are rare reports of girls suffering. The only cure is maturing, but most people suffering from this cannot mentally mature past fourth grade. Most patients typically have intercourse with any willing underclassman, usually horny freshman. Many of these sufferers cheat on their current same-age partner with younger, naive girls.

Freshman girls are warned to stay away from these boys, as nothing comes out of these relationships except a broken hymen, STDs, pregnancy, and ho status.

Sean: Dude, did you see Bob chatting up that chick Marissa?
Jake: Hell yeah! Dude, how old is she?
Sean: 14! Talk about Freshman Fuck Syndrome.

by Shayy :]] October 27, 2008

freshmaker

The word used in Mentos commercials.

Mentos, the freshmaker!

by QuiteTheOmni February 15, 2006

Freshmanopause

Being ready for school to be over as a freshman and the symptoms that come along with it including, lack of enthusiasm, unwillingness to do homework and or a severe dislike of the ninth grade.

Person 1: School sucks when is it over
Person 2: get over your freshmanopause, you have three years left.

by deadorstilldeadagain April 6, 2009

Freshman 15

When a first year college student comes back the following year and appears to have gained about 15 pounds from eating too much and not enough exercise.

Did you see Ashley and her new fatass? She went through Freshman 15.

by DPKids August 11, 2009

freshman

The now politically-incorrect term for a first year student.

My college refers to freshmen as "first year students" but still uses sophomore, junior and senior. One of my professors listed it as "freshperson" on a survey. I have also seen "freshman/woman" used as well.

by Dassh August 26, 2004

Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.

Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.

by Hurricane... January 11, 2010