big fixed

Big Fixed is when you log into a Windows server to perform maintenance and you're immediately asked to reboot. This is due to the BigFix application applying patches and being super lame.

I just logged into that server and got big fixed!

by deebeerummer February 11, 2010

Aeon Fuxed

n. Congratulations - you've just had casual sex with a bondage porn star. Derived from the MTV Liquid Television cartoon Aeon Flux, now a Charlize Theron movie.

I did it, guys. I just got Aeon Fuxed.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

Foned

when you are soo fuckin stoned you dont feel like talking alot so u combine words fuckin stoned = Foned

" Holy shit dude im soo foned" ( then normaly followed by extreme laughing or smoking another bowel)

by Masson December 3, 2004

fexed

Trying to fix something that so completely fucked up that when you're done, its no longer FUCKED UP, but FEXED UP. A combination of FUCKED UP, and FIXED UP.

Yer Ma fexed up after cheating on her husband with that millionaire.

by nornware March 5, 2010

"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.

Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"

by TopCop May 13, 2014

Fixed

A word meaning 'to have sufficient money'

'You Kev mate, you fixed for goin' out later?

by Æsop November 6, 2004

Fixed price auction

A term used to describe a listings on ebay where the listing is not an auction but is listed in the auction section of the site.

A fixed price auction is like a pig in a blanket, it works but i would not touch it with someone else penis!

by ebayluva August 21, 2008