Fountain Hills Middle School

A school located in Fountain Hills, FHMS makes the High School look like paradise with its constant breakouts in fighting, smoking in bathrooms, and bitchy schoolteachers. Teachers, who teach 6th, 7th, or 8th, are screwed either way. If they're guys, they're perverts. If they're girls, they're either bitchy or slutty. The cafeteria food sucks, except for pasta day, which has good breadsticks. There are the 'popular kids' who are aparantley bringing sexy back, but when given a closer look they look like rats with visible boxers. The only good part of Fountain Hills Middle School is the rather amazing bathroom mirrors, which are fun to sharpie.

I'm going to set crocodiles on every teacher at Fountain Hills Middle School..

by Ricky Martin ZING December 25, 2008

magic fountain

A climaxing penis that erupts with enough semen to flood New Orleans.
Or an ice cream parlor for yuppy white NJ people.

She was hot and sweaty so I

took her to Magic Fountain for a sweet and nutty treat

by OhMG March 4, 2014

peter fountain

The act of lying flat on one's back and urinating in the straight upright position. If done properly, the urine will then fall back onto the fountainers body.

I peter fountained so hard last night that I smelled of lemonade and gumdrops.

by Professor Mctabbish September 21, 2005

fontra

The crushing, humiliating, ass-clenching embarrassment you feel for someone else which is so painful you can't even watch whatever they're doing.

"Did you see George Galloway dancing on Celebrity Big Brother? Total fontra."

by astrocraft January 18, 2006

FontCest

Considered Cancer among the Undertale fandom, people still ship it a bunch.
Tho they are brother and skeletons they still ship it.

It’s like SansCest or PapCest, but instead of AUs, it’s brothers. So sweet ol’alabama time for these two brothers.

There are many different types of Fontcest such as:
• FellCest
• SwapCest
• LustCest

1: Who do you ship in Undertale? I like Soriel
2: SORIEL!? I LIKE FONTCEST
1: Um, Ok then, you do you then
2: FONTCEST FOREVERRRRRRRR
1: ....

by XxX-White Towel Snap-XxX September 15, 2020

Columbine Font

On any instant messenger, bright green font with a black background. Usually Comic Sans, size 12, bold. The font of repressed murderers everywhere.

Jason uses Columbine Font. He's a creep

by Frathouse September 23, 2009

fountain day

The Party to end all parties at SUNY Albany where a large fountain in the middle of campus gets turned on around 3 weeks before the end of school and everyone gets drunk.

You going to fountain day?
Yeah I'm alreadyd drunk!

by Matt April 27, 2004