cum guzzling jiz fountain

A whore who loves to please their various partners with oral sex.

That skank hoe is a cum guzzling jiz fountain!

by nigganigga February 1, 2007

Chocolate Fountain

When you do a handstand while having diarrhea.

George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.

John: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by JJ Charlemagne September 8, 2020

I found the afikomen!

A phrase used as an expression of extreme satisfaction with the result of one's efforts. Means the same thing as "I rule!" or "score!" pretty much.

Historical background: At Passover seders, the adults hide a piece of unlevened bread, or matzah, for the kids to find. Finding the matzah means the satisfaction of beating your cousins/siblings. Plus, you get money or some sort of reward!

You receive an A+ on your term paper.
You exclaim "I FOUND THE AFIKOMEN!"

You get a date with a hot commodity.
You exclaim: "I FOUND THE AFIKOMEN!"

by Nunya Business Foo July 16, 2008

Explicit things found in Disney movies

Aladdin: before "A Whole New World" Aladdin asks Jasmine if she wants to go on a carpet ride, Rajah the tiger attacks him and he whispers "Good teens take off their clothes"

The Little Mermaid: (1) When TLM was first put out on video in 1990, a penis can be seen on a pillar-type pole on the castle.
(2) During Eric and Vanessa's wedding sequence, the minister appears like he has an erection.

The Rescuers: For a few frames, a photograph of a topless woman can be seen in a window.

The Lion King: After "Hakuna Matata", once Simba lies down at night, the dust cloud going by spells out 'sex'

Who Framed Roger Rabbit: (1) For a few frames, Jessica Rabbit can be seen with her dress blown up with no underwear
(2) Donald Duck calls Daffy Duck a racial slur (I don't want to say it on the site, even though it's on here a lot)

information from: www.snopes.com (the disney section)

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004

and then I found five dollars

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."

by defying gravity May 23, 2004

And then I found 20 dollars

Phrase often added by annoying people to the end of a really bad story, mocking their own story's badness by admitting the necessity for something interesting to happen at the end. Or ironic mocking of these people.

Person 1: "So in the end I gave him back his monkey feces and didn't invite him up when he dropped me off. Isn't that amazing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"

by djk December 9, 2003

Fountain Hills Middle School

A school located in Fountain Hills, FHMS makes the High School look like paradise with its constant breakouts in fighting, smoking in bathrooms, and bitchy schoolteachers. Teachers, who teach 6th, 7th, or 8th, are screwed either way. If they're guys, they're perverts. If they're girls, they're either bitchy or slutty. The cafeteria food sucks, except for pasta day, which has good breadsticks. There are the 'popular kids' who are aparantley bringing sexy back, but when given a closer look they look like rats with visible boxers. The only good part of Fountain Hills Middle School is the rather amazing bathroom mirrors, which are fun to sharpie.

I'm going to set crocodiles on every teacher at Fountain Hills Middle School..

by Ricky Martin ZING December 25, 2008