empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life
You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
by Manfred Big January 11, 2011
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something that defines humanity
I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
by ch4rg3 May 07, 2020
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Fortunate Sonning

When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
by WordofTheFalcon July 03, 2020
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fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp
shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue
by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010
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Ray Fortune

A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek
Ray Fortune is a pompousth pusthy
by steve harvey is daddy March 25, 2019
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Beverley Fortunes

A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.
"Look at Beverley Fortunes, she's just amazing"
by Beverley Fortunes December 13, 2017
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wayne fortune

An amazing hot man a real daddy
That wayney baby daddy wayne fortune
by 4tune January 24, 2018
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