Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
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An orgy enjoyed by elderly people typically of male persuasion. Forgers are known for their unusually small packages and lack of self worth.
An orgy enjoyed by elderly people typically of male persuasion. Forgers are known for their unusually small packages and lack of self worth.
I caught grandpa harry coming back from another forgee, this is getting out of hand.
That forgee last night was off the fuckin rails I fucked up my lower lumbar so bad I can’t even bend over and my Johnson looks like a burnt lasagna. same time tomorrow?
That forgee last night was off the fuckin rails I fucked up my lower lumbar so bad I can’t even bend over and my Johnson looks like a burnt lasagna. same time tomorrow?
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a condition in females where facial hair, particularly above the lip, becomes unkept and therefore noticeable from a distance of at least six feet.
How long has she been sporting that lipular forestation?
As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.
As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.
by rlh06 December 21, 2010
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its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.
he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).
basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.
twink.
its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.
he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).
basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.
twink.
totally normal and sane person: omg have you seen this new picture of tobias forge?!??
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.
“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.
“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.
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The term originated in the 1980s when many night clubs and discotheques began to employ synthetic flooring, as opposed to the classic wood, which everyone knew made a much better D floor. People reacted bitterly, clinging to the vestiges of wooden flooring that symbolised the last decades of proper dancing in clubs. Like apes imprisoned in a concrete jungle, they craved their native wooded climes and the comforting feel of their calloused feet rhythmically pounding the lush forest floor.
The term has now experienced a resurgence in both hipster and mainstream counterculture, proving to be surprisingly versatile.
The term originated in the 1980s when many night clubs and discotheques began to employ synthetic flooring, as opposed to the classic wood, which everyone knew made a much better D floor. People reacted bitterly, clinging to the vestiges of wooden flooring that symbolised the last decades of proper dancing in clubs. Like apes imprisoned in a concrete jungle, they craved their native wooded climes and the comforting feel of their calloused feet rhythmically pounding the lush forest floor.
The term has now experienced a resurgence in both hipster and mainstream counterculture, proving to be surprisingly versatile.
'Say Mohammed, have you seen that gal Deirdre? '
'Have I ever Charles! She is FINE on the forest floor!'
'Helga! can you pass me that marsupial?'
'Sure thing Gunther, here you are on the forest floor'
'This is the best day of my life on the forest floor!'
'Have I ever Charles! She is FINE on the forest floor!'
'Helga! can you pass me that marsupial?'
'Sure thing Gunther, here you are on the forest floor'
'This is the best day of my life on the forest floor!'
by Panic_Mechanic December 15, 2015
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