Dancing foreskin

A man that is totally useless and/or a complete fucktard.

Arthur is being a real dancing foreskin today!

I'm surrounded by dancing foreskins!

by AmandathePanda007 October 15, 2011

foreskin fuck

When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin

Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.

by teagreen April 13, 2008

foreskin lick

when ur man is uncut and u like to clean the dick cheese out of his cock folds with your tongue

John: "hey babe my dick feels itchy... wanna give me a foreskin lick?"

by get_it July 29, 2019

crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.

Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!

by quimb December 31, 2021

Foreskin Tube

The failed vase you made in ceramics

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

Cucumber Foreskin

That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber

Man I got that cucumber foreskin again

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

Crumple Foreskin

When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!

Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?

by Ball splat November 8, 2019