brand caddy

Someone who purchases (expensive) Branded accessories for an activity without being able to do it, like Golf Caddies are weighed down with equipment but not actually playing.
“Yeah, Justin new deck is sick but he can’t even skate dude, he’s just a Brand Caddy.”
by Budget Ninja August 22, 2014
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branded content

Long, boring advertisements on YouTube that no-one in their right mind would ever watch
"I just watched that awesome new piece of Branded Content from Dave's Autos," said no one ever.
by whatlofi January 03, 2014
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Personal Branding

1. What you create when you want to be honest about lying about who you are.
2. The persona created by public figures or their handlers, which can then be marketed, sold and traded for gain by the owner. Synonymous with the old concepts of Gentleman and Lady, sans the honorifics.
1. Frank realized his most recent Facebook post didn't support his Personal Branding, so he deleted it.
2. Lady Gaga has brought the art of Personal Branding full circle by reincorporating the old required honorific into her persona.
by Akslr8 January 19, 2012
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ho brand

A slang term for the tatoos women get on their lower backs. A typical distinguishing mark of a slutty girl. Often are generic overdone tatoos, like flowers.
You know a chick's a slut when you spot her ho brand.
by crabdog August 15, 2007
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brand NEW

the best freakin band in the whole world
by brandnewlove August 19, 2003
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Whore Brand

That girl just got herself a whore brand.
by Papageorgio November 17, 2003
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