A shame pup is man hired by a confident, hung husband to bang his wife, knowing that the shame pup will fail because he has a below average penis. The husband then throws the shame pup off his wife and finishes the job while he makes the shame pup scream out “I’m sorry for how small my dick is.”
by Shamepuppy July 25, 2019
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Get the guilt shame mug.The couch in the back that all the girls on the Maury show run to and start crying on when they find out that the guy they were 110% sure was the father of their baby in fact isn't. This is followed either by the guy doing a victory dance for the crowd or going to the fat hoe and comforting her crying, assuring her that he will help her find all 20 guys she had slept with prior to conceiving the child and get them to do a DNA test.
Maury: In the case of 6 month old Dequavis, Tyrone, you are NOT the father!
*Sharkisha then falls to the ground in disbelief and does a beeline straight to the sofa of shame*
*Sharkisha then falls to the ground in disbelief and does a beeline straight to the sofa of shame*
by go f0ck yourself September 15, 2019
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Aaron: *sends tweet link*
Chet: dude I already sent that keep up
Aaron: jeez dont share shame me, theres been a lot going on today ok
Chet: dude I already sent that keep up
Aaron: jeez dont share shame me, theres been a lot going on today ok
by Snaplatts January 10, 2021
Get the share shame mug.To masturbate furiously over the image of an ex-girlfriend. Typically ends with a bout of self-loathing and/or tears.
"Tom was feeling lonely so he logged on to facebook and treated himself to a wank of shame over a chick who had dumped him 10 years ago and was now happily married. And then he had a cry"
by Coq-piece December 9, 2009
Get the Wank of Shame mug.To mock or make fun of an individual or group, usually girls, for taking a selfie. Selfie shaming can discourage people from taking selfies.
Selfie shaming a group of girls;
Random guy: "selfieeee! Haha!!"
Girl: "we just got selfie shamed..."
Random guy: "selfieeee! Haha!!"
Girl: "we just got selfie shamed..."
by kimmiec33 June 12, 2014
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Despite having a great time at Dave Matthews, Johnny performed the hug of shame when returning home.
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