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April Fools' Day

April 1rst. A day in which practical jokes are played. The second worst birthday surpassed only by febuary 29th
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T.D.R. (worst foods)

Top Six worst foods:

6: Pizza: It is actually cardboard with ketchup and plastic cheese. How they screw, I don't know.

5: Pasta Salad: If I vomited and put it on my plate, it would look more appetizing then what they cook.

4: Sloppy Joes: No need to explain

3: Hot Dogs: Recently featured on Fear Factor, they have since brought it to the AU cafe. they never cook new ones, they just reheat them day-after-day-after-day. They look fossilized and half petrified. The chef told me himself he recooked a hotdog since 1984.

2:Cereal: How they manage to fuck this up is beyond me.

1: Exotic rices: They're attempt to cook Spanish rice is a disgrace to the Latino community and has insulted recent ambassadors from Chile and Panama. They have since declared TDR the worst place to eat, on Earth. It not only tastes like plastic but it looks like crap. Don't eat unless you have a death wish.

-1: Chicken a.k.a. chainsaw chicken a.k.a what the fuck is that?: It is as hard as a jawbreaker and your jaw will get tired from chewing the first piece. It is an absolute last resort when you are starving because sometimes the salad is old and moldy.
AU student: "Hey look. Its the chicken I saw last

Wednesday in . Why is it still being served?"

AU student 2: "Because, Tommy, the chefs here lack cooking skills and serve the same food everyday."

T.D.R. (worst foods)
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foodsies

a sneaky rule of food reciprocation. foodsies occurs when a person states that someone owes them a food/beverage item, and that someone responds with "no, you owe me ____(food/beverage item)." the first person may now call foodsies and the second person does indeed owe them whatever food or beverage item, even if initally, they were just making the food debt up.
person 1: hey, you owe me a bag of cheetoes puffs

person 2: no, YOU owe ME a bag of cheetoes puffs

person 1: FOODSIES, now you really do owe me a bag of puffs.
by mesterkin October 16, 2009
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Foobus

An incompetent person, especially a programmer or webmaster.
John is such a foobus, his server is down almost every day.
by Xorelse December 9, 2008
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foolshag

A person of unusual absurdity. Can be used as an insult or term of endearment.
I can't believe you called me a foolshag.
by Garcia Marie July 1, 2009
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fobster

a person that just arrived from a foreign country especially from india that has not yet adapted to western culture.
my friend is a fobster he still wears clothes from india to work, turban and everything
by doh78 July 8, 2011
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foolsalsa

when fools like nicole like salsa
"shayne do you like salsa"
"hellz ya i love me some salsa"
"well that makes you a FOOLSALSA
by steele42 August 13, 2011
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