Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.
Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.
Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.
by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009
Get the Flaming Coffin mug.When one is in the process of consuming hot cheetos and ignorantly itches their eyes causing a wicked burning sensation.
Man, I was eating hot cheetos right? And I itched my frigging eye! Got some crazy bad flaming hot eyeball.
by The Real Cinders January 24, 2010
Get the Flaming Hot Eyeball mug.The unfortunate incident, often encountered after Mexican cuisine, in which balls of molten lava are expelled from one's anal cavity with alarming force.
"Wow, that's the last time I ever be eatin' a taco like that one. I had the flaming rage for three straight hours."
by Krav Maga April 26, 2010
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Get the flaming casper mug.Late 1989 NYC at Ron's Flamingo Bar, Randy McCandy accused rival DJ Marshfellow Brown of stealing "his moves n' swag, ya slag" and ripped his clothing off publicly. He was never seen again after that evening, and many wonder where he has gone to this day.
"God I sure miss Randy McCandy...if it hadn't been for the Flamingo Affair he might still be spinnin' his spooky tracks today."
by Lil Skippy Kid October 30, 2017
Get the Flamingo Affair mug.commonly used in Houghton-Le-Spring, England. Means that you are angry, furious. People in that area (Sunderland, England) say it without pronouncing the 'g'.
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