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Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud
Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.
by jondich May 31, 2018
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financial health

Not eating all dat so you can get drunk of two beers.
Friend: “Why haven’t you eaten all day?”
Me: “So I can get drunk off 2 beers, it’s called financial health”
by Djossem010 June 1, 2018
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Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City
"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho
by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020
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Financial functionality

When you are at a payment terminal, you can either 1. Tap 2. Swipe. 3. Insert.(because we shouldntt say penetrate ) or 4. Hover. depending on if you are using a wifi enabled card, an older debit card, a chip enabled card or a phone or watch using apple pay or similar.
Your total is $250, depending on your financial functionality, please pay here.
by Katielady317 June 21, 2021
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Financial Decolonization

A word coined by Quechua Artist Akapa Supay. This word was coined or created from a blog post he posted on his website which was titled "Financial Decolonization". In simpler terms, its true meaning is unlearning bad financial habits, while adopting financial literacy.
"Did you hear how Chester was saving up his money, used it to invest , while doubling his profit? That's some real Financial Decolonization right there"

"My rent is $1,500 for the month and I only had $2,000 to spend this month. I saw this new game system that was another $500, but when I calculated rent and purchasing the game system I didn't think it was a smart decision. I had to ask myself if It was a necessity, and because It wasn't I chose to save my extra $500. I wanted to execute my Financial Decolonization methods during the heat of the moment.
by Yuraqamaru July 30, 2022
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Financial Leprosy

The state of being so poor, your poverty is considered contagious and you are shunned and unable to engage in society writ large. To be working poor or below the poverty line and unable to socialize.
Hard work is the cure for financial leprosy!
by Caligan October 6, 2022
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Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.
Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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