smokin' filter

smoking a cigarette beyond the white paper or lines to represent were the filter lies (if the filter is white as well). If the tobacco on your last drag falls out, leaving only the burn filter inside, your smokin' filter. This is thought to be the worst part of the cigarette containing the most chemicals, and is also a sign of a money tight smoker who cant waste a single drag. (Im guilty of this from time to time)

"take it easy man, your ciggy is done, your smokin' filter."

"nah sonny, this thing's got one more drag left"

by {Homie] March 7, 2009

filter whore

Someone who uses Macromedia/Adobe Flash version 8 or higher and overuses the filter effects.

The author of this flash movie is such a filter whore.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf December 7, 2006

Coffee Filter

A female version of tea-bagging. Can be done to both genders.

Cameron Coffee Filtered Taylor and they laughed. Thats funny.

by Sababa August 1, 2009

Filter Biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.

“She looks pretty in all her pictures, but in real life she’s a filter biscuit”

“I’m about to pick up this filter biscuit and she gon give me a trip to Boston, and we gon do it like we the hardest out”

by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 22, 2020

semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.

Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*

by 508gang July 5, 2017

Filter hoe

A girl, who uses snapchat filters, makes bitchy faces and thinks it is super hot to post these pictures on social media...nur they definitely aren't. Lol.

Oh my gosh...she is such a filter hoe...look at her it looks like she wants to be f*cked in every hole.

by Julesjuicyjuice August 18, 2020

Filter Hot

A person, typically a woman, who appears "online" as an 8-10 but in real life is a 5 at best.

Jesus Johnnie, I just met Britney. I thought she was a smoke show online, but come to find out she's really only filter hot.

by Sully_The_Jeep May 1, 2017