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smokin' filter

smoking a cigarette beyond the white paper or lines to represent were the filter lies (if the filter is white as well). If the tobacco on your last drag falls out, leaving only the burn filter inside, your smokin' filter. This is thought to be the worst part of the cigarette containing the most chemicals, and is also a sign of a money tight smoker who cant waste a single drag. (Im guilty of this from time to time)
"take it easy man, your ciggy is done, your smokin' filter."

"nah sonny, this thing's got one more drag left"
by {Homie] March 7, 2009
mugGet the smokin' filtermug.

filter whore

Someone who uses Macromedia/Adobe Flash version 8 or higher and overuses the filter effects.
The author of this flash movie is such a filter whore.
by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf December 7, 2006
mugGet the filter whoremug.

Coffee Filter

A female version of tea-bagging. Can be done to both genders.
Cameron Coffee Filtered Taylor and they laughed. Thats funny.
by Sababa August 1, 2009
mugGet the Coffee Filtermug.

Filter Packer

Someone who haves sex in the anus, but wears a condom.
Are you gonna filter packer me tonight or just go raw?
by Officialbuttsniffer November 25, 2017
mugGet the Filter Packermug.

Filter Fiend

A person, generally a woman, who excessively adds filters to their pictures on social media.
"Hey man look at this girl's picture! She looks cute!"

"Nah bro, she only looks like that because there are so many filters. She's a filter fiend."
by The Reaver May 4, 2014
mugGet the Filter Fiendmug.

Filter Hitter

Poor person; Someone who is running out of cigarettes and smokes part of the filter; Someone who smokes the filter to get the extra nicotine
That poor bitch is a filter hitter, there's nothing left in that cigarette.
by LeviiLightning June 11, 2010
mugGet the Filter Hittermug.

semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.
Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*
by 508gang July 5, 2017
mugGet the semen filtermug.

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