fussmuppet

One who is comically fussy, finnicky, nitpicky, etc.

My grandmother is a fussmuppet about table manners.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 19, 2008

Fessticles

n. (fes∙ti∙cals) A compound word derived from the French slang "fess" (Eng. "buttocks") and the English word "testicles". Together as a compound word they're meant to reference a woman's labia.

Don't for get to wash your fessticles Jessica!

by NFStCyr May 1, 2010

Fussle

To do dirty deeds with one's feline companion.
Many women who lack a male partner resort to this action.

Amber fussles with her cats daily; it's shameful.

by fussledaily July 25, 2011

fauss

A pussy ass weeaboo that controls a class of retards

"Nigga don't be a fauss"

by Your Mother is a slut February 16, 2017

fess

to lie, to be untruthful, to bullshit someone

What I'm fessin'?
I fess not

by David Lowell August 25, 2006

Fussle

Untoned muscle. A blend of fat and muscle . What an overweight guy has when he lifts weights and continues to eat like a glutton. Also known as Fuscle.

That fat dude has been lifting weights, hydrating with beer and fueling the machine with pizza. His arms are all fussle.

by slicksal November 20, 2006

fussbudget

n. money required to fund repairs and clean-up after a riot, rock festival, family reunion etc. Also used with humourous intent by anarchists budgeting for rocks, balaclavas, bail, matches etc. before a riot.

I don't know why those government wanks are upset. Their fussbudget for the riot was lower than ours.

Yeah but that's because you insist on designer face masks, a film crew and imported bricks. I'm beginning to think you're not a real anarchist.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011